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sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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(Source: nurseblonda)

bennybatch:

i literally choked on my popcorn in the movie theatre

(Source: iamnevertheone)

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat)

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

fappuclno:

 HW at the end of the school year
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aaeri:

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

aaeri:

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

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atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: memewhore)

bevgodsgirls:

jcrystalll:

forever-river-song:

Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time

All the boys are taking it the worst while the girls don’t really give a fuxk

The last boy literally transforms into a lemon.

(Source: pleated-jeans.com)

roleykatsu:

libyian:

wtf tumblr is so sassy like

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I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.

Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition

(Source: analbel)

everyone:

hazelgrace:

augustuswaters:

okay?

okay

[SOBS VIOLENTLY]

(Source: mockingjs)

(Source: maxsweston)

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson)