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ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

(Source: narcotic)

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

(Source: gracieisabelladzienny)

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

(Source: samuel-matthew-halliday)

(Source: heycinco)

(Source: indiacollins)

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

trendingly:

Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.

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intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

firelorcl:

firelorcl:

my new style

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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

feferipeixes:

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